Monday, February 7, 2011

Amazon mind games...

So I have been **anxiously** waiting for this CD that Martha, Mari, and Gustavo got me as part of my gift-day gift. It is Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, Live Frogs: Set 2. It is awesome! The entire Animals album(Pink Floyd), played by Les and the frogs! 


Anyway, so I have been waiting for it. There was a shipment delay and what not, which is fine. So the other day I get a package. I hadn't ordered anything, so I was curious. I open it, and um....it is a book. That is not what was weird. I check the book, and it is "The Soulmate Secret: Manifest the Love of Your Life with the Law of Attraction"?!?!


I was thoroughly confused. Did Geli order this?! Is she trying to tell me something?! She wants to divorce me and this is how she tells me?!?! That she is still looking for her "soulmate"? So after being baffled by this, I look at the invoice. And well, it is the packing slip for the live frogs CD!!! What?!?! Now I had even MORE questions! Was whoever packed this on some powerful narcotics? Or half asleep? Does a Les Claypool Cd look an awful lot like a love book?


Perhaps this is their idea of a joke? Or was the packing person that day thinking "This guy has been waiting for a Les Claypool Cd for two months, clearly he needs a soulmate! Here, send him this!"


So yes, Amazon, I still want that CD.